Non-Valentine's Day

Blog you say? On Valentines day? I'm ready to play.

I'm obviously ready to rhyme in time as well.

I don't believe in the spirit of this day. I do however believe in the pissing away of better spent money on frivolous things that don't last. Here's another list of things that your flower and dinner money could be better spent on:

1. Me
2. Pet food
3. Some good movies
4. A couple tanks of gas
5. A really cheap hooker who's lonely for the evening
6. Buy McDonalds for Dinner and pocket the rest of the cash for #5
7. Charity
8. Valentines day cards for everyone you know....but mail them to them throughout the year
9. A few good books
10. A pile of board games
11. 1 video game
12. Dog toys
13. A cheap stay in a different city
14. Maybe a whole plane ticket to somewhere else
15. For all you ladies, A new pair of shoes!
16. For all you men, A new lady that doesn't need a new pair of shoes!
17. Omaha Steaks
18. A fish Tank
19. A suprise dinner with your mother or both parents
20. Stuff it in a mattress.....When WWIII comes you'll be happy you did it.